Lifestyles of the Middle School Lamest
I got an A for the day in Mr. Bishops Class
Mrs. Smith can kiss my ass
Miss Quigg is teachin me how to conjugate those verbs
I got so many detentions I dont know what to do
I got to see Mr. Martin After school
I dont wanna have to tell my dad
My parents gunna be so mad
When they find out
I got caught makin fake hall passes
I skipped my social studies classes
I stole Mr. Fenerty's glasses
Mr. Frick
Hes such a dick
Mr. Fenerty
Why do you bother me
Slap your ruler on my desk while i'm trying to take a nap
Mousy Ferraro teaches music
Mr. Williams breath is so sick
I got in trouble for throwing food at lunch
And Mr. Martin he yelled at me
Well he yelled so loud he made my ears bleed
I got detention forever
I wonder if I'll ever get home
When they find out
I got caught makin fake hall passes
I skipped my social studies classes
I stole Mr. Fenerty's glasses
Mr. Fenerty
Why do you bother me?
Slap your ruler on my desk while i'm trying to take a nap
When they find out
I got caught making fake hall passes
I skipped my social studies classes
I stole Mr. Fenerty's glasses
Mr. Frick
Hes such a dick
Mr. Fenerty
We recommend: 15 Storey Halo
till there was ringing in my ears
i haven't felt this good in years
Another villain on the cover
of every major magazine
the victim somewhere in between
See how they twist and shout
And as i'm searching for the story
subscription card falls to the floor
i'm losing interest more and more
To pick it up i'm bending over
out of the corner of my eye
I see a pair of blazing thighs
See how they twist and shout
See how they twist and shout
I straighten up to look her over
and up