Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues
IRVING!!, WHERE ARE MY MAXI PADS??
HELP ME FIND THEM BEFORE I PAINT THE WHOLE HOUSE RED!!
You men have it soooo easy...
I wish that you could feel this just once...
I'M PASSING CLOTS THE SIZE OF BASKETBALLS!!!
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PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
OH GOD, IT'S STAINED THROUGH ONTO MY NEW DRESS!!
GOD DAMN IT, WHY'D THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW??
I CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THIS, I LOOK LIKE I'VE BEEN SHOT!!
OHHH...You're hungry are you?
Well COME HERE IRVING DARLING...
HOW ABOUT A BLOODY MARY!!!
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Mom, please tell me what to do,
I'm so dissappointed in you
You said those words that made me cry,
And you always wondered why
Why I sing My Lullaby...
Mom, please hurry home to me,
I waited up so patiently
You sit down and you start to cry,
But you never ask me why
Why I sing my Lullaby
Why I sing my Lullaby..
Was it my fault they lead you in the wrong direction?
Was it my fault they didn't show you any affection?
I show you when I start to cry
Still you always wonder why
Why I sing My Lullaby...
Mom,why love me if you're cold
You
I'm so dissappointed in you
You said those words that made me cry,
And you always wondered why
Why I sing My Lullaby...
Mom, please hurry home to me,
I waited up so patiently
You sit down and you start to cry,
But you never ask me why
Why I sing my Lullaby
Why I sing my Lullaby..
Was it my fault they lead you in the wrong direction?
Was it my fault they didn't show you any affection?
I show you when I start to cry
Still you always wonder why
Why I sing My Lullaby...
Mom,why love me if you're cold
You