Old woman
I saw an old woman in a wheelchair
on the highway yesterday
I saw an old woman in a wheelchair
on the highway yesterday
and as I asked her to pull over
to make sure no truck would hit her
she smiled and mumbled, "okay, whatever you say."
And I said, "I wonder why."
She said, "Girl, you're so naïve
and you're too young to understand
I am now chasing my husband Stan
A pale man in a black suit came to take him
in trade for a cup of tea
A pale man came to take him away from me"
And I said, "I see," (and I really did)
"You go on and chase him, go ahead
and when you catch him will you send him my love
and tell the pale man to make sure
to call before he comes to take me too."
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Got a letter through the post that says I don't exist.
Apparently the new computer thinks I won't be missed.
We need more facts, perhaps you would find out and forward them.
There's no proof or trace or date or place or where or when.
Central Information's got no news today (today).
Is there a change in my position?
No decision, no decision.
All I ever get is a definite maybe.
Head office thinks I'm dead,
But I'm not even ill.
How do I get attention,
Tell me who I have to kill.
Is there a change in my condition?
Not today.
The ans
Apparently the new computer thinks I won't be missed.
We need more facts, perhaps you would find out and forward them.
There's no proof or trace or date or place or where or when.
Central Information's got no news today (today).
Is there a change in my position?
No decision, no decision.
All I ever get is a definite maybe.
Head office thinks I'm dead,
But I'm not even ill.
How do I get attention,
Tell me who I have to kill.
Is there a change in my condition?
Not today.
The ans